How to win a fight

Generally you want to:

-strike first.
-use your fist to punch the other person.
-use your feet to kick the other person.
-screaming is encouraged as it increases your power level and makes you seem crazy.


2 comments:

  1. hahaha That is just awesome. Especially about the screaming. Nice post.

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  2. Make sure your level is at least over nine thousand, otherwise you will be disregarded as a chump.

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